Things girls look for in a boy:
•Fighter of the Night Man
•Champion of the sun
•Master of karate and friendship for everyone
I JUST SHOWED THIS TO MY PARTNER AND HE WAS DANCING AND THEN IT HIT THE WORDS AND HE YELLED FUCK YOU AND THREW HIS COMPUTER CORD ON THE COUCH AND THEN STOMPED AWAY HELP
EVERYONE MUST LISTEN TO THIS NOW
I FUCKING KNEW IT
FUCK! ALL THE TIME!
Do u ever see girls and ur just like GODDAMN I WOULD KISS THE SHIT OUT OF ur cheek maybe with ur permission and possibly hold ur hand and treat u with the utmost respect bc the universe must have spent a hundred years creating such a lovely being wow
kill the ‘carlos getting weirded out by night vale/cecil’s quirks’ trope
the boy wore a lab coat on a date and did chores when gravity stopped happening like nothing was wrong ok I don’t wanna hear it
Airport staircase in Tokyo, Japan
Its funny because if you fell down these stairs then Pikachu would look like such an asshole.
isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?
yeah there legit is that’s 100% true
Oh my god
last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.
I don’t see how the Heroes of Olympus is supposed to end well
today’s hq_69min theme was short shorts and i’d like to thank jesus for the girls’ vball uniforms
I don’t even know why I’m laughing so hard
LAUGHING HARDER THAN I SHOULD
Look how worried this nerd is over his boyfriend
hover over the month you were born
click the colour of the shirt you’re wearing
click the first letter of your name